Friday, October 3, 2008

Don't touch that belt...



I am now of the mind that the belt is the most disgusting part of the wardrobe. Consider a public bathroom. Someone exits their stall, to wash fecal matter from their hands. The belt has been cinched and is fully engaged. That means those feces-afflicted fingers manipulated both the buckle and tongue of the belt. To a lesser extent, the pants and underwear are similarly tainted. But at least those get washed.

Even the most hygienic of people seem to do this - i do it myself. I've never seen anybody walk out of the stall with their pants and underwear down around their calves, wash up, and then dress.

Skeevy.

4 comments:

Erik said...

Even though I agree with your point...I still want that belt!

Brant said...

wakka wakka wakka

doodeloodeloodeloo... wamp-wamp.

Crys Tal said...

I would have to disagree with you on this matter. My belt is not as tainted as yours! I don't wipe, so therefore my belt doesn't get infested with feces. =) I still do wash my hands to protect myself from those of you that do wipe and leave your junk on the handles.

Pilo said...

After a vigorous wipe the other day I found that I had broken through to the other side. It's hard to pull up and button up everything with one hand and a pinkie.