Thursday, June 26, 2008

Russian Commando Remake

Slightly modified for the russian audience, but it looks pretty close.

This remake might just resuscitate the part of my childhood that George Lucas knocked unconscious with Kingdom of the Crystal Garbage...



I do miss the hot n' steamy steel drums of the original trailer... but the snowmobile doing jumps off of dirt might just make up for that. It's nice to see the Russian bad guy (visible at 1:27 seconds in for about .75 seconds) is in better shape than the original Bennett...


No offense to Vernon Wells, but he was about as plausible as me going toe to toe against Arnold.

Hot n' steamy steel drums? Lest you forget, and lest you are to lazy/disinclined to navigate the "Tubes of You", here's the original...

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