I'll try to copy this from my phone SMS. I got this from 1 (760) 504-2989. Feel free to contact this person as she seems pretty chatty. I'll put my texts in bold...
ILL SPREAD MY WINGS AND ILL LEARN HOW TO FLY!!
Wrong number chiefy
Who is it you think you are texting
Not even close
Who is this
Definitely not miranda - update your contact info for Miranda - cause this ain't her phone
Well who is this
So I owe you my personal contact information, because you can't operate your handheld correctly? I'm pissed off that you're wasting my data plan, and that I'm expected to answer to a stranger - that's who I am
Dont have a fit about it! Dang!
Don't be so disrespectful dang
Well you sound like a pissy man! Bye!
http://pseudointellectualist.blogspot.com/2008/06/rant-attention-texters.html. I'll make sure to update the post just for you. Pissy? No. Bitter? Extremely. But at least I know how to use my phone you noob.
Well Crap! Get a life "Noob"
I thought you said bye already. You can google noob when you get home. Leave me alone.
I know what Noob means and fine poop face!
I"ll take that "sorry I can't use my phone and Ill leave you alone now" unless you construed this in your mind that I contacted you and initiated this waste of my time.
Sure, I was a little rude once things got going - but why didn't the first few messages sink in? "not even close" should have ended the conversation. "Well who is this"? Are you kidding me? No, who the hell are you, getting off questioning me, after you wrong numbered me? I can't imagine getting a phone call that would follow that track. How did texting turn wrong numbers into such a disrespectful clusterfuck?
Like I said - feel free to text 1 (760) 504-2989. She allegedly knows what a noob is, so that might be a good icebreaker.