Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Signs of the apocalypse

Postexpression.com

From the home page:
"Post Expression allows you to create and store multimedia messages that will be sent by e-mail to friends and family after you die."
Is this for people gullible enough to buy into cryogenics, but are lacking the investment capital?

From the testimonials on the about page:
"it's absolutely amazing. i got goosebumps reading the opening webpage."
I agree with the second sentence.

Persistent advertisement:
"Try Post Expression now for Free! Let me try!"
Wouldn't that be, "Let me Die!"? Hey, do I need to be dead for these free messages to get processed?

From the logo/tagline:
"Death end a life, not a relationship."
- I agree with the first half of that. Tell the second half to me when I am on my death bed, and I'll make sure my "post expression message" is to a professional who will be paid handsomely to work over your torso with a metal baton.

3 comments:

TV de LCD said...
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Anonymous said...

what is this garbage!? TV de LCD sucks donkey balls.

Giuseppe Jonathan Jones, CPA said...

I'll be deleting your blog spam, thanks.