Thursday, September 20, 2007

The last to know: volume one

I'm going to start labeling bits like this "the last to know". These are youtube and video clips that have been seen just about everywhere, but I'm posting here in case you are "the last to know."

Here's a delightful little lunatic who is moved to great lengths based on his strong support of Britney Spears. Apparently, our media outlets have their heads so far up their arses that "YouTube Sensation™" Chris Crocker now has a reality show deal in the works. If all you need for a show is to cry under a blanket - I should be a network CEO by now. Or at least getting cameos on Entourage. Come on, we all want to meet the guy from whom Turtles buys his weed; you know I'd be perfect.


Seamus Woods said...

That's disturbing. There goes my veneer of tolerance for effeminent homosexuals. I was just filled with an irrational desire to beat that kid up a little bit -- no permanent damage you know (i'm not a monster), just a bloody nose or something.

I generally agree with what he said though. I just don't really think Britney wants to be left alone... and I don't care that much.

I think you should do a show, Guiseppi, where you shotgun beers alone in a tent. Then cry manically after each beer is emptied.

Giuseppe Jonathan Jones, CPA said...

Wait... that was a DUDE?

lol - I always cry after every beer can is emptied. I suppose I could ratchet up the enthusiasm a notch.

Giuseppe Jonathan Jones, CPA said...

And no, the CPA does not condone violence against homosexuals. Guys who cry under tents - maaaaaaybe.

Erik said...

i felt the same way when millie vanillie was exposed. i just can't be. uh oh the tears are coming back.

Giuseppe Jonathan Jones, CPA said...

it's "milli vanilli"... God!