...but no, I'm not paying you. No, not even in Fresca or licorice rope.
Here are the choices - the colors are not final, but will likely remain in the reddish end of the earthy spectrum. I vote for "B" for president. She's got the experience, is non-divisive, and she didn't vote to authorize the use of force in Iraq. I heard she may pick Marion Barry as a running mate.
It's a free country, so if you've got a choice, type that letter in a comment. I'll pass the feedback onto my client.